Si Edgar Poe avait écrit du Javascript

On m'a montré ce poème, trouvé sur un blog, qui parodie "The Raven" d'Edgar Poe... En fait, ce serait "Le Corbeau" façon développeur.
Alors bien sûr, si vous n'y connaissez rien en programmation, et de surcroît en Javascript, vous n'allez rien piger (en plus c'est en anglais).
Mais si vous avez quelques notions, ça peut vous amuser ;) :

If Edgar Allan Poe wrote JavaScript

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I struggled with JQuery,
Sighing softly, weak and weary, troubled by my daunting chore,
While I grappled with weak mapping, suddenly a function wrapping
formed a closure, gently trapping objects that had gone before.

Ah, distinctly I remember, it was while debugging Ember,
As each separate dying member left its host for ever more.
Eagerly I wished the morrow–vainly I had sought to borrow
(From my bookmarked trail of sorrow), APIs from Underscore.

There I sat engaged in guessing the meaning of each cursed expression,
Endless callbacks in procession; nameless functions, nothing more,
This and more I sat divining, strength and spirit fast declining,
Disclose the value we're assigning! Tell me - tell me, I implore!

Source : Angus.